Set up your burner.
Get supplies out and ready
Drop in your bird.
Make sure you have a vicious guard dog to protect your bird. Thanks, Tommy.
As you wait, make one of the boys snap a picture of you so your friends know you were really there.
Find a trustworthy, buff, pan holder. You don't want someone that will drop it!
Have your excited little bro in the background to make him feel involved. Oh, and don't tell him your family found him under a rock when he was baby and decided to keep him. Might hurt his feelings.