Well, today he got his revenge. Apparently I am now in love with a gay man.
Dear Adam,
I am sorry to say that I am already taken. I don't think it would have worked out anyway, for I am unable to....er....i dunno... fulfill your needs?? :-I Don't worry, I'm sure there is someone out there who will appreciate your black nail polish (by the way, is that a new trend, because I don't think it has been done before?), tight like a tiger jeans, and theatrical antics. There is nothing to worry about. Your fan base is huge, so keep on screamin' man! Keep on screamin'!
Courtney
edit: I realize that those aren't really screen savers, but desktop backgrounds. Whatev. I think desktop background sounds lame so I'm sticking with screen saver. kpeacebye.
4 comments:
Haha...I know you think Adam is hot...don't lie. oh, and I am totally turning in an audition tape...I just found out I am part native...powhatan tribe. Pocohantas tribe...seriously, I'm totally not kidding. Yup, I'm a loser...c'mon I've got big dreams...
you make me laugh. I love reading your blog even though I dont comment. Where do you work?
Love, fight on!
that was awesome. are you really trying to deny your love for the homosexual? come on, you know you dream of the black nails nightly. love ya buddy. come over
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